Now I'm talking to the state's moral hygiene and porno commission's...
Vice-Chairman...Mr. Matsi Ahvimõnu...
What do you have to say about this...
Well...
What could I say...
Well...
Of course these birds are a huge problem for us
Well...
Well, there are so many of them that, if I was going to the brothel...
Then I would have to push alot of those birds away from me
So that I could get there
Do you understand?
What do you think is the solution?
Well...
Well, yes...
First of all we should know how many birds there are in this country
And in spring the migratory birds come back, who during the winter work in warmer places...
First of all we have to know how many are local and how many are migratory
And well of course we are using census among people
There will be a census among ordinary people
We will give them 500-600 EEK...
So that they could spend time with a prostitute
And a proffesional census taker should mange to do this within a hour
And what happens after that?
And then happens our work's most hardest part...
It's the labeling of these birds
Do you allow me to demonstrate this?
What's your name?
Listen Nadeshda, stand still, don't move
I'm demonstrating right now
The first way of labeling is that we put...
Stand still, I told you
We put a small ring around their legs
Put your leg here
Do you see?... And we label the bird nicely
And the birds have asked us to make them surgical operation...
They want a new hole...
So that the clients could pay them with bank and credit cards
I will show you
Turn around
Done
Well, yes...
You have alot of work to do, I have nothing else to say then good luck
It't isn't that hard, it's more like fun
Nadeshda, where are you going?
This is moral hygiene raid
What are you doing here?
Answer me!
I'm using prostitute
Good
I'm next
Understood